So here he is, in all his glory, the GROMINATOR!
KIDS: He's not wearing any pads or a helmet because he's a frickin' robot. The worse that will happen to him if he slams is that he'll have to go to the repair shop to get the dents hammered out. You'll end up in the hospital with a fractured skull! Also, he's a drawing. Wear your dang helmet and pads, junior! Now, give me back my cane! Where are my dentures?!
Here's a video of the Groms in Hood River going huge:
Here's the flyer for the event if you live in Hood River: