1) I designed this logo for the Sound Scene Revolution Podcast. They interview lots of awesome punk rock-type bands. They interviewed my band DESA. I'm supposed to have a pizza eating contest with their host Rich aka DANTE3000, but I keep putting it off.
2) I have a terrible sunburn that just seems to be getting progressivly worse. I applied and re-applied sunscreen, looked fine when we got home, and then it just got more and more red. It puts the lotion on the skin. It smears the aloe. It puts the lotion in the basket.
3) I have been neglecting to put up the most recent paintings I have completed, I haven't posted anything new in a month! Have you forgotten about me? I will hopefully put up some new paintings soon, and then more moleskine drawings.
4) It's time for...
DRAWING CHALLENGE #2
I'm stuck working at the front desk today, so let's do this! For this to work, it requires some group participation: in the comments below, write one line that can be illustrated. (example: The Hamburgler jumping out of a cake at a bachelor party.) I will take the first fifteen that are posted, sketch them up, and post them. The one that I like the best, I'll turn into a painting, and the person who posted that idea gets the painting for free! LET THE DRAWING BEGIN!!!
Unicorn gymnast rides a unicycle on a tight rope with an animatronic parrot!
ReplyDeleteRichard Simmons naked on a Pegacorn (pegasus and unicorn hybrid!), drinking a bottle of tequila.
ReplyDeleteGodzilla secretly using his tail to flirt with Voltron at a poker table with My Little Pony, Snake Eyes, & Strawberry Shortcake.
ReplyDeleteA jellyfish eating a PB&J sammich (and realizing it's cannibalism!)
ReplyDeleteAn awkward moose brandishing a gat and asking you kindly for all ur moniez plz.
ReplyDeleteA damn sexy teddy bear looking fly in some hot pants
ReplyDeleteeither daniel day lewis (doc brown) & christian bale (marty) remaking back to the future OR santa claus becoming iron man. hahaha. i don't even care to win cause i am a winner from last time.
ReplyDeleteman, i like some of the other posts better than my own! dammit!
ReplyDeleteAlso, me and Nnekay are chatting on Facebook and that gave birth to yet another idea that you can feel free to discount as we have both previously submitted:
ReplyDeleteRetarded monkeys create Facebook (specifically the chat feature). [Credit to Rennekay.]
AJ tapdancing at a suicide orgy, taking a shit, while Tom Cruise is giving a Hitler-esque speech on the stage while chopping off a dog's head and the world around is in the midst of a nuclear holocast.
ReplyDeleteHere is my sentence...
ReplyDelete"I sit in my cubicle, half brain-dead, looking at my computer screen, wishing that I had the job the world promised me when I was young."
Rubber and His domestic partner Glue celebrate their 15th anniversary
ReplyDelete'nanners (bananas) in a tire swing
ReplyDeleteAJ punching Chris punching Roman punching Adam punching AJ.
ReplyDeleteSmashed computer in a cubicle that's been trashed morphing into a man walking into the woods while tearing off his tie without looking back.
ReplyDeleteLeviathan (Erin & Ryan's black moor goldfish) fights a robot sea creature (you pick) in an underwater Mortal Kombat style background.
ReplyDeleteThese are so hard
ReplyDeleteI hope to God that the previous comment was a suggestion.
ReplyDeleteYour robot standing very still between vending machines...is he holding something...or does he steal their metal coffee thermos with a magnet..or....you know best
ReplyDeleteThe Guy from Monopoly dressed as the girl from Flashdance while pouring a bucket of water and baby robots on him.
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